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Who is our hero, you ask?

Bob Cobblestone is our hero. He is the greatest cash advance negotiator in the history of cash advance negotiators! And do you even have any idea just how many of these so-called negotiators there have been over the last 25 years? Us neither. But we do know that there haven't been any better than Bob. Bob Cobblestone is at the top of the pyramid. The head of the food chain. The king of the jungle. The sultan of swing. The master of mayhem. The proprietor of...well, you get the point. Bob Cobblestone can take out a cash advance like no other!

Who is your hero?

Perhaps it is Michael Jordan. Maybe it is Jackie Chan. Maybe it is David Letterman. Maybe it is King Franz Ferdinand. It could be that bearded guy from the Frugal Gourmet, or maybe even the fat kid from Head of the Class. What we do know, however, is that there is no possible way that cash advance king Bob Cobblestone could not be your hero were you fully informed as the extent of his utterly spantabulous abilities. And don't go telling us that spantabulous isn't a word, because we made it up and we happen to like it a whole bunch.

Negotiation Sensation!

Senor Cobblestone, as he is lovingly known in Mexico, is a cash advance negotiation sensation all over the world. Whether it is Mr. Cobblestone is America, Senor Cobblestone in Spain and Mexico, Miseur Cobblestone in France, and Cobblestone-son in Japan, he is recognized, admired, and envied just about everywhere in the world. One time, Bob was actually recognized while hitchhiking through the outskirts of the lower Kalahari desert by a young Nomad who had only one eye and a three-legged camel. Now that's some serious fame.