Payday Advance Loan

Payday Advance Loan

payday advance loan - the adventures of Bob Cobblestone continues...

This is a story about Bob Cobblestone's fetus. One day, over thirty eight years ago, a small, shriveled fetus destined to be named 'Bob Cobblestone' was swimming around, lifeless and void... Meanwhile up in the heavens far, far away and yet so very, very near, Bob Cobblestone's soul was deciding which fetus to drive.

"Why, Mr. Cobblestone," the salesman said extending his hand, "this here is a beautiful fetus... Well, not beautiful but very cool, can I call you Bob, well, i think you'll be happy driving this body around, Bob, you see this fetus is going to have healthy eyes and legs and will be born in a country where you'll be needed..."

"I'm going to be needed?" asked Bob Cobblestone innocently...

"Yup, this baby's gonna have at least 80 or 90 years on her and he'll be in the payday advance loan business..."

"What's the payday advance loan industry like?" asked Bob Cobblestone.

"Well, a payday advance loan is a short-term cash loan that is issued to people who have a job but need a little money to get by till payday..."

"Oh, I see said Bob. Yeah, that sound's pretty good... Cause the last thing that I want to to do is help all those worthless bums who don't want to lift a finger to help themselves and work a little. But, you say that only people who actually are employed can get a payday advance loan?"

"That's right Bob! Only workers can get a payday advance loan.. we knew this fetus was the one for you Bob... OK get in and try her out for awhile... It's still a little new, you know, so you'll have to be patient and drive her very slowly at first. Good luck - Bob Cobblestone!"

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